the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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