We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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