Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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