ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
splinters make it hard to masturbate
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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