Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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