so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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