he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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