would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Randomize
