No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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