dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Randomize
