Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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