im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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