did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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