so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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