just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
