Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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