But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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