i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I still have a little drunk in my system
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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