so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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