Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
BRING THE BAGELS
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
