I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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