I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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