Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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