I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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