we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
