He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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