I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
