David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
sex in a hospital.. check
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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