I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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