I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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