WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
