was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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