No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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