Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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