real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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