So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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