i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Randomize
