He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
