he shaved USA in his pubs
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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