I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
