Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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