his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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