You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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