Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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