The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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