SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Randomize
