I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
false alarm, still single
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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