You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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