I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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