hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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