True but thats because hes a fetus.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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