love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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