Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
